how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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