i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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