He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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