my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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