I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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