put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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