My friends, they love my intelligence
420 ftw
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I deserve to be covered in dicks
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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