I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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