I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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