im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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