the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
