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Puke
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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