Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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