Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Dick very happy bro
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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