So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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