His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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