Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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