Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
My vagina is officially offended.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
