There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
