The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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