no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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