it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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