i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
