He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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