when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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