Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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