Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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