Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
