there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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