put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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