i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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