I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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