Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Randomize
