This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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