he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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