cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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