Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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