I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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