onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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