Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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