i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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