Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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