I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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