it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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