This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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