i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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