it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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