Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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