Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
They have beer where we have blood.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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