i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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