wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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