why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you still have your period?
This girl is more easily done than said...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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