yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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